I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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