you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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