But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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