The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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