Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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