I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
we made out on top of his cat.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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