...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
