I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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