No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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