Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
