I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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