My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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