Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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