look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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