Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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