You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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