i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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