I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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