There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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