I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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