i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
whose parrot is this?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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