sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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