i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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