shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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