I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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