Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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