fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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