cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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