Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I didn't notice because vodka
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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