Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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