How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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