Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i need some magic done to my vagina
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
