Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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