Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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