The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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