OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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