I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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