I hope mine doesn't look like that
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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