"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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