Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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