do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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