sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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