i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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