god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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