Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't deserve a penis
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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