Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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