Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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