Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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