Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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