hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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