I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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