ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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