you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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