The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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